Crooze

To aimlessly drive through neighborhoods, drinking beer and philosphphically discussing the world as you know it.

A phonetically funny combination of the words "booze" and "cruise"

Lets crooze the neighborhood and talk about how much fun it would be to light up some zombies out the top of the moonroof with an AR-15.

by turboj0e November 7, 2010

Crooze

1) To poon, to pwn ,to hav a laugh all over something.
2) to cum over someones face

'I'd crooze on that pussy'

'Yeh man, after i crooze you on halo!'

by Overell1338 February 19, 2009

crooze

crooze defines a "Tom Cruise" like moment in a movie.

"enough to appreciate some CROOZE action sequences and constant CROOZE scenery", MI:2 synopsys

by Richard Spence November 11, 2007

the crookedest street in the World

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!

You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

by Starchylde April 26, 2015

Crooked Serbian

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

by Tricycle January 23, 2013

Cooze

(Noun) The vaginal secretions of a ready, willing, wanting, and waiting woman ready to make.

Swiftly Nikki slid his hand between Shannon's legs, his fingers slipped through her bikini panties and found his place in her warm and welcoming honey hole. He could feel her cooze slide slightly down his finger and he knew she held a place for him tonight. Shannon smiled slyly at him and she mouthed something sexy to him. 'It's good to be wanted' Nikki thought to himself.

by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2020

Rodney Croome

Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.

Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.

Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.

by Sammy75 November 7, 2017