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make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!
Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.
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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser
A creep; someone who seems pedophile-like.
Derived from Staten Island urban lore for a bogeyman who steals children.
May also refer to an object or situation that is creepy in a related sense i.e. a dilapidated shack, automobile, or rural people.
Jerry and Lee are driving down a country road in an unfamiliar area/town. The surrounding area looks eerily similar to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre . . . Lee turns to Jerry and simply says "Cropsey".
Cropsey by Moo-Money December 6, 2010
The drunken state where you do not act solely crazy or solely loose, instead you are somewhere along the middle, thus "croose"
"She got so drunk at that party last night, she was croose"
croose by Lara88 December 31, 2006

Perpetual Line Crosser 

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...
Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.
A small hole-in-the-wall town that no one has EVER heard of. Instead of saying you're from this town, you tend to say you're from Charlottesville, because at least people have heard of that.
Home to Crozet Pizza and Sals, Blue Ridge Kettle Corn, Western Albemarle High School, Dave Matthews and Evan Almighty (probably the biggest thing to ever hit this little town).
"I live in Crozet. Where? Never mind...I live outside of Charlottesville. Oh, ok."
Crozet by maupinnm March 2, 2009