Cronining

1. Backing out of a very rare opportunity (usually a massive bro down) for some bullshit reason, costing one of your friends a large amount of money in the process.

2. The act of someone who Cronins.

That bitch is Cronining the shit out of everyone lately.

Cronining by OneTake1 June 3, 2011

cornilingus 

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.

Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.

cornilingus by SPQR March 4, 2009

reverse crowning 

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.

Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.
Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.

reverse crowning by AverageJoe93 September 25, 2011

Crowning the Throne 

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

Crowning the Throne by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

Carolining 

Locking yourself in a bathroom and having the cops called to break down the door

Are you still grounded from carolining last weekend

Carolining by The Egypt bomber August 25, 2019

Coonilingus 

1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.

2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'

1.

"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."

2.

"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"

Coonilingus by megan.w November 22, 2009

Crowning

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

Crowning by styn99 March 18, 2014