by Ak_2006 February 14, 2006
Get the canining mug.Wanking off a dog until he comes. This can be done with one's own or a friend's canine. Unlike playing red rocket this act does not require the recipient to lie on his back. Also known as a houndjob.
by jamilryu January 1, 2010
Get the Canining mug.Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.
by Beggie July 13, 2012
Get the Canning Town mug.A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014
Get the Canning Peaches mug.v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.
Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.
by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008
Get the Ass Canning mug.When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
Get the Red Canning It mug.(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.
by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017
Get the pringle canning mug.