Likedogging but f***ing on a construction site instead of a car park.
All you doggers have it wrong, we now use a construction site to meet and I tell you when Craining I managed to get about six girls to touch my hard helmet!!
Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'
To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus
Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!
verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.
Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens
When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls
Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
Drunk Vince: "I will protect you!"
Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"
Following related links on websites likeWikipedia or YouTube until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.
As a verb: to chain
"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."
John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.