Crooning

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.

Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.

by Stickythings August 5, 2016

Crooning

The act of running into Japanese George Clooney

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning

by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016

croon

To speak, sing, moan, or hum in a soft, gentle, intimate, soothing, or murmuring manner, particularly when adapting to an amplification system or using an echoing effect.

The mother was crooning over the sick child to help her fall asleep.

by Steven January 23, 2004

croon

to sing sentimentally- a word originating from 50's dialect.

She crooned to baby to help him sleep.

by BlueSquirrelly November 30, 2008

croon

To sing with honey in your voice; often used at the end of 80's songs--the music fades out, the crooning does not.

El Debarge, from the early 80's motown group Debarge, really knew how to croon.

by Bunny D May 25, 2005

Croon

Slang to describe the stereotype of a small, grey-haired fat man with a moustache who looks up women's skirts.

"Honeyviolet, darling, why do you have all these bruises?"
"THEY WERE THROWING 50p's AT MY SWOLLEN FOREHEAD, YOU CROON!!!"

by MegaMarc September 28, 2019

croon

Going for cruise in the car with no purpose that turns into a hoon,dragracing and performing burnouts and powerslides etc.Usually happens on sunday.

Not doin much today mate,went for a croon this morning maybe again later

by Taz666 December 16, 2009