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by SPQR March 4, 2009
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Get the tit mistress mug.A listless, unaffectionate mother who tries to go through the motions of rearing the perfect child. Equals mom + zombie. She'd rather ask her kid what a participle is, instead of trying to savor a light moment.
The community center was full of mombies, who grilled their kids coldly on what they learned today in school in the 15 minutes wait before gymnastics class.
by SPQR November 12, 2007
Get the mombie mug.I'm never going to Taco Bell again when the manager is making the food! My burrito had a three inch foretilla!
by SPQR November 12, 2007
Get the foretilla mug.I've enjoyed screwing off on unemployment the past few weeks, and this is my me check - I never want to work with dumb, boring, needy, obsequious people again for the rest of my life!
by SPQR November 4, 2007
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Get the squish mug.Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.
by SPQR October 28, 2006
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