pisslexia

A tendency to flush the toilet by mistake before one begins to urinate.

I'm not trying to waste water! I have pisslexia.

by SPQR April 08, 2006

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Calbino

A Calfornia girl without a tan.

Winona Ryder got that role in Beetle Juice because she's a Calbino.

by SPQR September 02, 2005

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tit mistress

A prostitute who limits her services to allowing her breasts to be fondled.

A tit mistress who works frat parties can make more in a night than in a week of waitressing.

by SPQR January 28, 2008

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mombie

A listless, unaffectionate mother who tries to go through the motions of rearing the perfect child. Equals mom + zombie. She'd rather ask her kid what a participle is, instead of trying to savor a light moment.

The community center was full of mombies, who grilled their kids coldly on what they learned today in school in the 15 minutes wait before gymnastics class.

by SPQR October 19, 2007

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alcocommuting

Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.

Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.

by SPQR October 28, 2006

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