Coining

The act of taking a lot of change and throwing/dropping it on the ground in a large crowd. Then, cause a commotion that causes people in the ground to help you pick up the coins while you also start randomly picking up coins.

Coining is the new planking.

by JChentastic October 22, 2011

coining

Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes

TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"

by Thomas of Bristol March 8, 2004

Coining

Have your woman (or man) hold their legs up over their head on their back and ejaculate onto their gapping asshole. Then you use your hands to make kind of a waterfall with your cum into their open mouth.

Dude, I was coining your sister last night and she gagged on it.

by Da_Captain June 13, 2006

Coining

The sexual practice of inserting forms of tender, usually coins, into the vagina or anus(known as chocolate coining), notes, cheques or postal orders can also be used.

"I was coining this bird last night, she was jangling all the way home"

by Calum at Heriot Watt January 21, 2008

Coining

When something is "expensive"

Tyrone: Ayy bruv you get them new Jordans?
Tyler: Nah man, that shit be coining.

by chester924 November 8, 2021

Coining

Thinking up words that don't already exist.

That was a lot like plagiarized Bill Maher without good sense mixed with plagiarized Goodfellas, I've seen the show and the movie it came from. I'd ask if you had any thoughts of your own on the matter, but look at the kinds of words you're coining.

by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021

coining (verb)

putting a coin in your penile-hole to enhance your cumflow and get a more immense cumshot. Works like a buttplug in the penile.
slang definition: using a coin like a cork under your foreskin, that builds up pressure in your penile-hole sendingthe coin flying at an enourmous speed

hey dude, did you remember to coin yesterday? i could use a mammoth cumshot.
dear teacher, i cant attend class due to late night coining (verb)
"I can't coin"

by myggenofficial February 7, 2025