Crochey 

Lit, Awesome, Great. Pronounced like "Crochet" in a French way to sound more sophisticated.

This is a really fine wine. The taste is absolutely crochey.

Crochey by Carridin May 11, 2018

crochet 

The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.

My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.

crochet by Starchylde May 30, 2016

crochet-ming 

The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.

Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.

Me: You're crochet-ming again.

crochet-ming by itchymonkey April 6, 2016

crochet 

something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)

1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.

2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?

3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!

4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.

5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.

crochet by M. Stewart March 24, 2003

gnat's crochet 

gnat's balls

the width of a gnat's crochet, Within a gnat's crotchet.
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'

gnat's crochet by Wireman2018 January 12, 2018

Crochester, NY 

A term used to describe Rochester, NY, and it's tundra-ass weather. There is absolutely nothing to do in Rochester, except drinking and video games. Not that that's always a bad thing, but Rochester still sucks.

"Dude, you live in Crochester?"
"Yee"
"I'm so sorry"

Crochester, NY by Martov March 1, 2005

Chochey 

For all of you unenlightened masses, Chochey is driven from the word Choch which is an ancient term of mystical origins. It refers to the small area between one's family jewels and the eternal abyss of their asshole. It can also be used as a term of endearment as it was in the lost world of Atlantis.

- Chochey and Chochey

Wow, only a real chochey is worthy of this throne.

You are a true chochey.

Thanks Ms P, If it wasn't for your chochey like wisdom we all wouldve been dead.

Chochey by Peterfarang April 24, 2018