Croasting 

When a train is rolling in to the station four minutes early so it slows down to a smooth roll as it glides in. A portmanteau of 'coasting' and 'roasting'.

The 5:18 train is now the 5:14 train--look at that thing croasting into the station!

Croasting by mequickwantslow November 16, 2023

good casting 

It’s a phrase used by Hero and Josephine which means that they’re secretly dating .

Why do you guys have such good chemistry

Hero and Jo :
gOoD cAsTiNg

good casting by Youdontknowneee April 17, 2019

Crafting Table 

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

Crafting Table by ilyapads October 17, 2020

Animal Crossing 

A Nintendo-published video game so addicting that it is essentially digital heroin.

Person 1: Hey man, what's so great about Animal Crossing?
Person 2: You go fishing and dig up stuff and buy furniture and have animal neighbors and a loan-shark raccoon.
Person 1: That sounds terribly boring.
*after 5 minutes of playing*
Person 1: WHY HAVE I NEVER PLAYED THIS BEFORE

Animal Crossing by StBz January 10, 2013

douchebag casting call 

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.

Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."

douchebag casting call by Raixor November 24, 2013

Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.

10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.

Crashing Your Donkey by Ron420 January 16, 2010

Crafting table 

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny

Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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Crafting table by DeletusTheStan July 2, 2020