Person A (to Person B)"Oh you wanna hear roasting? Bruh, your hair's so messed up that Tarzan told you to go to the barber!"
Crowd *oooooooooh*

Person B (to Person A) "Well if he told me to go to the barber, than he told you to shave yo head BALD!"
Crowd *OOOOOOOOOH GET ROASTED!"

Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.

"Blud Im Roasting, I Aint Had Sex For Time!"

Roasting people that you know is usually a bad idea because people will believe that there is truth in every joke and might laugh in the moment but remember nothing but bitterness, which is why roasting should be reserved for when a person truly deserves it.

Chris acted so tight, even though nobody liked him, so i started roasting him in front of everybody.

Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads.
John: Nobody cares fag.
Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit.
John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down.
Chris: What makes you think that?
John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles.
Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*

Lindsay was well up for Carlton and Titus to give her a serious roasting.

At a party: Most of the rugby team is in the back roasting Lucy.