CroJu 

A mythical being with the head of a crow and the body of a jew.

Feared by anti-semites worldwide.

My mom fears the CroJu!

CroJu by Downvoting Victim February 23, 2011

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

Kick Croutch 

An action used very heavily in the Sims 4 "Extreme Violence" mod. This action's spelling was corrected to "Kick Crotch" in 2020 and is well-known for being utterly abused by anyone who uses the Extreme Violence mod.

Vargskelethor: "What's this? "Kick Croutch?"

Kick Croutch by french the burgerfries June 7, 2020

Cronut 

Crashing after doing donuts while street racing.

Hector was doing donuts last night in his Mustang, but ended up doing a Cronut into a telephone pole.

Cronut by WG Justin February 26, 2015

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin 

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone

Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin

OR

Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008

croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

croutons by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

cronut 

a deep fried and glazed croissant aka a mix between a donut and a croissant

Liia: Hey, what are those delectable looking glazed, buttery pastries over thurr?
Nush: Well duhhh, they're cronuts!
*and the fattyness begins

cronut by lush (liia + nush) December 15, 2008