cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.
"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.
by Downvoting Victim June 26, 2011
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five piece band

A band where the singer is either unwilling or unable to play an instrument.

Many bands have 3 or 4 members with the singer usually playing a rhythm guitar or in some cases (Eve 6 Max Collins), bass.
Brandon wanted to start a band. But since he could sing but had no ability to play any instrument, he insisted he'd start a five piece band.
by Downvoting Victim July 30, 2015
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weaselfuck

A sniveling coward that hides behind his parents when things don't go as expected.

They will avoid friendships when any effort is requiring
Weaselly John believed all of Jose's lies about me. What a weaselfuck.
by Downvoting Victim August 31, 2021
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wikipedia

Potential source of knowledge ruined by administrators who treat the encyclopedia like a tabletop RPG, penalizing users and IP addresses for what they deem inappropriate behavior.
I keep getting banned from wikipedia because the admins have nothing better to do.
by Downvoting Victim October 10, 2021
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Wildered

Confused and similar to being bewildered but not as serious a problem.
My dad has poor hearing and is often wildered by simple conversations.
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inhaling laugh

Instead of exhaling while laughing, some nerdy people inhaling, causing a "huh huh huh" or "hurk hurk hurk" sound instead of a normal laugh.
Go into any comic book store or any nerdy comedy movie and you'll hear an inhaling laugh.
by Downvoting Victim January 05, 2014
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grumpa

A grumpy grandpa who always insists that the world was better when he was a kid, and that we're doomed now because (terroists/running out of coal and oil/people becoming stupid). However, the term is affectionate.
Grumpa said the world in 50 years would be like The Matrix after we took him to see it.
by Downvoting Victim December 26, 2005
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