What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.
by Mr.Sacman June 06, 2009
Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.
I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.
Is that a dogbed or your crouch?
I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.
Is that a dogbed or your crouch?
by Kellibaby October 05, 2008
What you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.
by Andros_Z February 08, 2010
To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector
EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."
by csmitten February 15, 2009
by fr3sh September 12, 2006
1. The ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word "couch".
2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.
2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.
In the Ying Yang Twin's song "by myself" -
"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"
"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"
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