Crouch 

What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.

If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.

CROUCH

John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.

Crouch by Mr.Sacman June 6, 2009

CROUCH 

A couch bought from IKEA that is no more than 1 foot off the ground.

Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.

I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.

Is that a dogbed or your crouch?

CROUCH by Kellibaby January 17, 2009

Crouch 

What you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.

Be careful where you toss that remote, you almost hit me in my crouch.

Crouch by Andros_Z February 8, 2010

Crouch 

The region between anus and testicles

My Crouch itches.
Ima scratch my crouch
She kicked me in the crouch

Crouch by fr3sh September 12, 2006

Crouch 

To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector

EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."

Crouch by csmitten February 15, 2009

Crouch 

1. The ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word "couch".
2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.

In the Ying Yang Twin's song "by myself" -


"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"

Crouch by Twerkalator July 15, 2008

crouch 

derogatory term used to insult someones excess height or likeness to the footballer peter crouch.

'yo pils is such a crouch'

'Jay stop crouching around you lanky fuck'

crouch by gert mandem March 8, 2007