Urban Dictionary: Crouch

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What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.

If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.

CROUCH

John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.

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CROUCH

A couch bought from IKEA that is no more than 1 foot off the ground.

Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.

I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.

Is that a dogbed or your crouch?

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Crouch

What you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.

Be careful where you toss that remote, you almost hit me in my crouch.

by Andros_Z February 08, 2010

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Crouch

To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector

EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."

by csmitten February 15, 2009