A large, bulbous region right above the junk on a dude. Similar to Fupa on a chick. From the words "crotch" and "pouch".
"Wow, that dude's croutch is enormous"
"Seriously, How does he even piss with his stuff crushed underneath all that fat?"
"Seriously, How does he even piss with his stuff crushed underneath all that fat?"
by Statictrance November 06, 2007
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by french the burgerfries June 07, 2020
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