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When one has inhaled mass amounts of the finest marijuana for the first time. The user goes in and out of a paralyzed state while twitching like a cat that has just consumed a small plate of bulgogi.
Chris takes a hit of a blunt only to realize he is completely fucked out of his mind. He feels like his legs are numb, his body is cold, and he will soon die. He is crisin...
Crisin by SmeeMee February 16, 2009
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pain pill crisis 

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!
Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!

Criminal of India 

SRK & Akshay Kumar are certified criminals of India.
Akshay Kumar & his wife arrested under obscenity thats how they entered in the list of criminals.
Another criminal of india SRK whose uncle was ISI chief, was jailed for threatening female journalist. SRK also arrested in Kerosene scam.
Those who search Criminal of India must be illiterate fans of criminal SRK & Akshay Kumar

Cristine 

Cristine's are extraordinarily soft-hearted. They does not burden other people with their problems. They tend to keep it and suffer alone but still plaster a wide smile and contagious laugh whenever out in public. They seem to be strong, but undeniably fragile.
Cristine went through a lot but she doesn't even show it! Look at her smile.
Cristine by yourfriend_ November 24, 2021

Criminal Dick 

The state of being so arroused and horny that your dick transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, sexual assault and-- in extreme cases-- rape.

Synonyms: felonious trunk
I saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up Criminal Dick.
Criminal Dick by Randy Bloke November 14, 2015

Criminal of Bollywood 

India’s biggest chutiya Shahrukh Khan is known as criminal of Bollywood. Reason you know. He is tatti khan.
Criminal of Bollywood spotted at USA Airport
Criminal of Bollywood by bdking9090 February 12, 2021

Never let a crisis... 

Never let a crisis... go to waste!
- Old leftist political saying.
The Chicago mayor said never let a crisis... go to waste!
Never let a crisis... by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
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