Airports are places where various aircraft take off and land from. There are big, busy airports, like O'Hare International, and there are small, quiet airports like where I am writing from, Olympia Regional.
Many airports have flight schools where you can learn to fly an airplane or a helicopter. Smaller airports have plenty of airport bums and ramp rats, which is a good thing since flying is fun to watch.
Sometimes airports will have museums, restaurants, and other fun activities.
I am happy because I found a job at the airport, renting out planes and answering phones.
A state of immense embarrassment in public; being ridiculed and humiliated in front of others, to the point where you need to disappear or keep a low-profile.
Shawn took a shit in his pants in the school's hallway. He went to the airport.
I got slapped by an ugly chick in class. Damn, that was airport.
Pastor Eric's church members caught him in a brothel. That's airport status. He had to catch a flight.