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Ryan Creamer 

The guy who actually fixes your pipes
Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

champagne creamer 

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened
Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer
champagne creamer by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015

Skunked a creamer 

Flatulation that causes the expulsion of semen that was acquired during anal sex.
Luckily I decided to wear panties to brunch because I just skunked a creamer.
Skunked a creamer by Gretchen0.0 November 3, 2017
A group of two or more guys masturbating, especially in an enclosed area.
John's room was a creamery as they watched Playboy.
creamery by NB_Nathan December 20, 2007
Lets stop at that creamee stand over there
creamee by dmitrikonnikov August 13, 2015

The Double Creamer 

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake
I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.