creamery

A group of two or more guys masturbating, especially in an enclosed area.

John's room was a creamery as they watched Playboy.

by NB_Nathan December 20, 2007

Creamery

1. The act of creaming
2. A store which sells nourishment usually of a lactose consistancy; usually also of a moderate to high libid content.

1. You have been convicted of drinkery, eatery, and creamery. Does the suspect have any comments?
2. Hey! Lets go to the creamery to purchase and consume some lactose biproducts and afterwards go to my place for animal sex! Are you still on the phone? Hello?!

by Big D and The Stay At Homers April 1, 2005

Creamery

The flesh between a woman's vagina and her asshole.

I can't believe my tongue slipped down her creamery.

by Wee-Wee October 20, 2009

Creamery

Noun - a man's ball sack.

Southern slang.

"Look yall, johns wife has him by the Creamery again!"
" John must own a big Creamery to be talking as much smack as he is"
The sentence usage is endless!

by KEL-GAR October 10, 2020

Creamery

A 5 foot 4 Canadian "Twitch Streamer" with an abnormally small penis.

Damn, Creamery actually went live for the first time this month!

by CreamTeam69 May 7, 2024

Creamery Station

A safe place where a group of two or more guys can masturbate. Ex: a truck stop restroom.

John had been blueballing all week because he was going to the creamery station on Friday

by SaraField June 13, 2018

Belgian Creamery

An upscale prostitute. Aka call girl, escort. Caters to a clientele from the upper crust.

I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.

I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.

by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020