creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

by Jefferson October 06, 2002

creamed

It's a pun.
"Getting creamed" means "getting hurt" or "(a woman) having sex (with a man) (to have 'cream' in her vagina)" .

"Renee fell for a married man. She might get creamed."

by Williamhhw April 04, 2017

creamed

To get plowed over by something much larger than yourself.

The tiny runningback was creamed by the humongus defense when he ran the ball

by I have cotton mouth March 04, 2006

creamed

the act of something being so good, exciting, or fulfilling that makes you want to cream. Creaming derived from the slang term for ejaculating. Creamed means that you experience such a great sensation that you feel like you are going to ejaculate.

Man that burger was so good i almost creamed." or "Naw it was decent it didn't make me cream or nothing.

by Vinny Vanzetti July 10, 2010

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm or to describe certain antics of Robert Pattinson.

Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself' - Robert Pattinson

by Kodie16 August 24, 2008

creamed

the terrifying state of extreme drunkenness after playing the drinking game vodka whip cream vodka.

"dude i got so creamed last night"
"what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by whitelightning. April 07, 2011

creamed

Cockney rhyming slang for "knackered"

Cream crackered..knackered.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002