Creamed 

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess

Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!

Creamed by SlopNChop April 13, 2017

creamed 

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

creamed by Jefferson October 5, 2002

Creamed 

Used to define one's loss, mostly a big loss.

You saw the elections last night?
Yeah, McCain got creamed!

Creamed by Swoddie March 25, 2009

Creamed 

When a guy blows his load inside A vagina or anus

Kaylee : So did you and Chad fuck last night?
Kiersten : We sure did he fucked my pussy so hard I was screaming and moaning the whole time!
Kaylee : You don't say!
Kiersten : He can really pack the cum after he Creamed me it was running out of my pussy like a river of semen!
Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky I wish my guy would cream my pussy like that!
Kiersten : Yes I am blessed and tonight he's gonna cream my ass!
Kaylee : Lucky!

Creamed by SlopNChop March 7, 2017

creamed 

It's a pun.
"Getting creamed" means "getting hurt" or "(a woman) having sex (with a man) (to have 'cream' in her vagina)" .

"Renee fell for a married man. She might get creamed."

creamed by Williamhhw April 4, 2017

creamed 

To get plowed over by something much larger than yourself.

The tiny runningback was creamed by the humongus defense when he ran the ball

creamed by I have cotton mouth April 14, 2006

creamed 

the act of something being so good, exciting, or fulfilling that makes you want to cream. Creaming derived from the slang term for ejaculating. Creamed means that you experience such a great sensation that you feel like you are going to ejaculate.

Man that burger was so good i almost creamed." or "Naw it was decent it didn't make me cream or nothing.

creamed by Vinny Vanzetti July 10, 2010