Cramered

When you follow the advice of CNBC's James J. Cramer and you subsequently lose on the stock position.

I bought Dicks Sporting Goods (DKS:NYSE) and subsequently got Cramered when the company dropped after earnings.

by RajP October 14, 2005

Cramered

The equivlent to being f'd up.

" Man, that guy just cramered you!"

by J J mac October 13, 2009

Cramered

It's when you let the hype dictate your trade, and you bite into it like a newb. After you watch your stock go the other way, you realize that you didn't know anything and that you are gambling. Mad Money got you and sold you a pile of shit via the hype train.

You get some GME stock?

No, I got cramered into buying a shit load of CCIV after the pay day.

by willizdikfit April 9, 2021

Creamered

A bong hit that is "milked" in exessive amounts, that it turns almost a yellowish opaque white color that looks like coffee creamer. Above the status of being a "milked" bong rip.

That bong hit was creamered

by Mattburch December 12, 2009

cratered

The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.

Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered

by springyjeff February 24, 2006

crammered

One who is high enough to be considered intoxicated.

Damn Willie was crickity crammered last night

by youngchalupa May 21, 2018

Tranny cratered

When a cars transmission is destroyed/broken no longer usable

Oh my transmission just went out. It's Tranny cratered.

by Cargurus April 19, 2018