Crapulate 

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

Crapulate by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

Crapsulation

The delicate yet impervious insulation that forms on the surface-exposed exterior of larger caliber fecal material that, when violated, can no longer contain the noxious turd-stank contained within. Of particular relevance to sun-baked side-walk and lawn droppings.

Oh snap! Run! Grandpa was cleaning the yard and broke crapsulation! He can't smell it, but we can. Here it comes...

Crapsulation by YAWA August 21, 2016

Cribulate 

The act of one residing in their crib

"I'm just gonna cribulate later"

Cribulate by Verycooldude March 23, 2020

acrapulate 

To collect or accumulate items of nominal value, or at great discount in the second hand market.

When going to garage sales, we acrapulate more than we need.

acrapulate by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

crapagate 

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

crapagate by taoteqingren December 10, 2006

Craputer

N. A crappy computer

My craputer keeps crashing!

Craputer by dangerburger January 18, 2008