acrapulate

To collect or accumulate items of nominal value, or at great discount in the second hand market.

When going to garage sales, we acrapulate more than we need.

by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

acrapulation

1. The custom of acquiring or collecting things of nominal value, or at greatly reduced prices. 2. Collections of things of little value - or at least appears as such to others.

Acrapulation can be a disease. He had a huge acrapulation of salt and pepper shakers.

by Jill B. Horist September 4, 2005

Acrapulators Guide

A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.

The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.

by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

acrapulator

1. A person who purchases items at low prices from the second hand market. 2. A person with a large collection of items of nominal value.

Always scouring garage sales, thrift stores, and country auctions, Jane has been an acrapulator all her life.

by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

Crapulate

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Ecrapulate

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.

William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."

by Cockman, Defender of Vulgarity October 16, 2008

Ecrapulate

When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.

"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"

by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014