Definitions by Mike737

Crapulate 

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

Crapulate by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Slashie

Another term for taking a piss while drunk and your piss to pot ratio is diminishing.

Your mate at the pub turns to you and says "Fucking hell man, I need to take a slashie again. That's the 8th time this pot!"

Slashie by Mike737 September 25, 2006