Crappop 

when guardian/parent/friend doesn’t believe your excuse concerning a significant other

“Girl, my mom didn’t believe crappop”

Crappop by Berryptic May 29, 2024

crappypasta 

n. A term used by the creepypasta community to refer to a creepypasta story which is of excessively poor quality, often utilizing tropes from more popular and successful creepypastas or even non-creepypasta horror in an attempt to imitate their success.

It's up to the reader to decide if a story is an actual crappypasta or simply a sub-par creepypasta, however they can usually be identified fairly quickly based on the subject material. If the story in question involves so-called "lost episodes" or haunted games it is most likely a crappypasta. In addition, if it is about a franchise which has had one or more popular stories such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Spongebob Squarepants, or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; as well as if it contains overused characters from creepypasta, i.e., Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, or The Rake.

I checked out this story he said was scary, but it was a real crappypasta.

crappypasta by CanisMinor December 1, 2014

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

craptop by idakothetricky February 28, 2013

Crappo Bappo 

An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.

"Oh look, I'm pretending to put this book away on a reeeeally high shelf and- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!!"

Crappo Bappo by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011

craptopping 

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

craptopping by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

craptop

An inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. This could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to pass some time while pooping.

I own this laptop which is a Pentium 4 2.4gHz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn't have USB 2.0, and no PCMCIA slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. Likewise, I had a lightweight Sony craptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!

craptop by dustin fields December 7, 2006

crippopotamus 

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

crippopotamus by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013