Definitions by CanisMinor
take grandma to applebee's
take grandma to applebee's by CanisMinor October 3, 2017
hyper-realistic
A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.
Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.
Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.
The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.
hyper-realistic by CanisMinor June 9, 2016
yugi-licious
A word used to describe Yu-Gi-O's cereal. Apparently means they taste good, but it could mean they taste like Yugi.
yugi-licious by CanisMinor August 12, 2015
little star
little star by CanisMinor December 1, 2014
spank material
n. Anything created for the express purpose of causing sexual arousal in men; including, but not limited to pornography. This can include forms of fan service. From the alternate definition of spank meaning 'to masturbate'.
spank material by CanisMinor December 1, 2014
radical firepower
n. A term meaning obtaining a weapon or ability that is so powerful that it renders the user nearly invincible. Usually used to refer to an item in a video game obtained via discovering a secret or, more often cheating.
From a 1980's commercial for the GameGenie, a cheating device to be used in conjunction with the Nintendo Entertainment System, wherein one of the boys using it claims he is going to "get radical firepower"
From a 1980's commercial for the GameGenie, a cheating device to be used in conjunction with the Nintendo Entertainment System, wherein one of the boys using it claims he is going to "get radical firepower"
radical firepower by CanisMinor December 1, 2014
drying pan
n. A frying pan turned upside down and used as an umbrella. It will always keep you completely dry no matter how hard it rains.
First seen in an episode of Pokemon.
First seen in an episode of Pokemon.
drying pan by CanisMinor December 1, 2014