Definitions by Nytmare696

crapo bappo

The first, official, typographical variant of Crappo Bappo. A martial art grounded in the use of deception and ambidexterity to dick punch your opponents when they least expect it.

"Look, with my left hand I show you how to improperly crapo bappo someone, while with my right- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!"

crapo bappo by Nytmare696 October 18, 2013

Crappo Bappo 

An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.

"Oh look, I'm pretending to put this book away on a reeeeally high shelf and- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!!"

Crappo Bappo by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011

Captain Elfy Fett 

A uniquely formed sex position that increases stimulation and causes orgasms faster and more often.

While we were in the Captain Elfy Fett position, I climaxed four times!

Captain Elfy Fett by Nytmare696 February 16, 2010