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Crapophonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.
The Marantz recorder has a crapophonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.
Crapophonic by maudibe February 7, 2010
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Crapophony 

Used to describe an awful, disorderly mess of a noise. This can be a poorly played instrument, or progressive experimental jazz.
Mother: "Billy, please tell your dad to put the drumsticks down. It's getting late."
Billy: "Dad, Mum says the crapophony is getting on her tits."
Crapophony by sammo303 September 20, 2010

Crapophonicality

The quality of a seemingly smart person's contant nag for complexing simple stuffs by adding using difficult words , and in that process making his audience feel boredom .
Simon is such a poseur , he always uses difficult words to sound smart , but in reality he has a very surface level knowledge about everything . I believe , one day , his crapophonicality will be disclosed in front of everyone .

Cacophonicality 

The quality of a seemingly intellectual person's constant hankering for complexing simple stuffs , and in that process making people feel boredom .
Simon always uses big words to sound smart , but actually he's superficial and one day his cacophonicality will be disclosed in front of everyone .

crapophobic 

the fear of any brown, solid, bipass (poop, etc)
1) John- Hey, that bathroom stall is gross, will you flush for me?

Jane- Ewwww no! I am crapophobic!
crapophobic by memberchipsahoy March 20, 2010

Capophobic 

HEY GUYS!
why the caps
WHY YOU BEING CAPOPHOBIC?
Capophobic by smartperson404 May 2, 2022
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