cranpop

When some takes a finger an puts it In your ass creating the experience known as a “cranpop”

“Sup bbg let me cranpop you “

by Jsephzniga February 11, 2021

cranioproctologist

health care professional who helps patients extract their head from their ass.

That jerk had his head so far up his own ass, he could see daylight. They had to get a cranioproctologist to operate on the jackass.

by flyingdog May 8, 2008

crappophobia

The fear of clogging someone elses toilet.

When you have crappophobia you go to someone's house, and you have to poop, but you are afraid that you will clog their toilet.

by mitty39 July 8, 2009

Crapophony

Used to describe an awful, disorderly mess of a noise. This can be a poorly played instrument, or progressive experimental jazz.

Mother: "Billy, please tell your dad to put the drumsticks down. It's getting late."
Billy: "Dad, Mum says the crapophony is getting on her tits."

by sammo303 September 20, 2010

Crapophonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crapophonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010

Crapophonicality

The quality of a seemingly smart person's contant nag for complexing simple stuffs by adding using difficult words , and in that process making his audience feel boredom .

Simon is such a poseur , he always uses difficult words to sound smart , but in reality he has a very surface level knowledge about everything . I believe , one day , his crapophonicality will be disclosed in front of everyone .

by Dip_Narendrapally February 6, 2022

Craniophilia

Sexual attraction to skulls.

Jeff has Craniophilia.

by Wossmow October 25, 2022