crippopotamus 

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

crippopotamus by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

Chippopotamus 

A massively fat individual, normally complete with gunt (f) windows apron (f) or giant belly (m) that's rather fond of wheelbarrow loads of deep fried potato products. When found in Scotland they are fairly recognisable by massive size and dark pink corned-beef pattern on skin.

Look at the size of him/her. What a complete Chippopotamus

Chippopotamus by baby sumo January 26, 2018

drippopotamus 

Someone who got hella drip

Have you seen Nikki, damn, shes a whole drippopotamus wit her fit n all.

drippopotamus by PablosDrugs March 27, 2020

Cripplepotamus 

A fat person on a scooter

"Shit, don't get run over the cripplepotamus."

Cripplepotamus by CloudX9 December 15, 2011

Trippopotamus 

A hippopotamus that is tripping on psychadelic drugs such as LSD or Pscillocibin mushrooms. They commonly reference "trippin' balls" and "Grateful Dead laser shows".

I took mushrooms at the Bassnectar concert with a Trippopotamus that kept telling me about the Grateful Dead laser show he watched last week.

Trippopotamus by Jewboy, Beeeeen, and Mel Mel March 4, 2010

rippopotamus 

An animal similar to the familiar hippopotamus. An animal seen by schizophrenics in their hallucinations.

The schizophrenic kept muttering rippopotamus to himself.

rippopotamus by paragus May 13, 2006

chippopotamus 

the current chip leader in a game of poker. can also be shortened to "chippo" for convenience purposes.

Quinn: hey, who's chippopotamus over there?

Mike: Derek is up 200 chips so he is definitely chippo.

chippopotamus by hecksa garth August 9, 2005