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crapetarian 

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.
Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.
crapetarian by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010
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Crapfest 

It is an annual Festival of local music, entertainment and talent by local people, which is held at Crapstone, Devon, England.
We had a wicked time at Crapfest Crapstone Festival this year and cant wait to go again next year!!!
Crapfest by Crapfest's No.1 Fan September 15, 2010

Crapfest 

Festival of local music, talent and entertainment held in Crapstone, Devon, England each year.
Crapfest 2010 Crapstone festival was totally awesome.
Crapfest by Buckland Cricket Club September 15, 2010

crapfest 

A festival of crap. Something which is so terrible that it deserves special recognition for sucking so badly.
Man that Hillary Duff Concert was like an all day ticket to a crapfest.

Similar term: Crap Carnival
crapfest by Thang March 17, 2004

crapfest 

1)(N.)An event or situation which is deeply disappointing; 2)A sudden influx of misfortune. From the American slang for excrement combined with the Germanic word "fest" (festival),American slang for bout or session.
The office manager hired clowns for the annual party and turned it into a real crapfest.
crapfest by T2M tha 4N6DV8 November 13, 2003

crappertainment

Popular culture that is viewed as an insipid distraction.
My friend spends all day watching the crappertainment on TV.
crappertainment by torngat March 7, 2009