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crapetarian 

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.
Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.
crapetarian by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010

Crapfest 

It is an annual Festival of local music, entertainment and talent by local people, which is held at Crapstone, Devon, England.
We had a wicked time at Crapfest Crapstone Festival this year and cant wait to go again next year!!!
Crapfest by Crapfest's No.1 Fan September 15, 2010

Crapfest 

Festival of local music, talent and entertainment held in Crapstone, Devon, England each year.
Crapfest 2010 Crapstone festival was totally awesome.
Crapfest by Buckland Cricket Club September 15, 2010

crapfest 

A festival of crap. Something which is so terrible that it deserves special recognition for sucking so badly.
Man that Hillary Duff Concert was like an all day ticket to a crapfest.

Similar term: Crap Carnival
crapfest by Thang March 17, 2004

crapfest 

1)(N.)An event or situation which is deeply disappointing; 2)A sudden influx of misfortune. From the American slang for excrement combined with the Germanic word "fest" (festival),American slang for bout or session.
The office manager hired clowns for the annual party and turned it into a real crapfest.
crapfest by T2M tha 4N6DV8 November 13, 2003

crappertainment

Popular culture that is viewed as an insipid distraction.
My friend spends all day watching the crappertainment on TV.
crappertainment by torngat March 7, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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