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crapetarian

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.
Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.
by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010
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crapeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria
by steve austin July 20, 2004
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carnetarian

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.
"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."
by System Folder September 13, 2013
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Crapitarian

An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.
It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!
by rory.scollard October 7, 2012
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Carbetarian

A vegetarian who doesn't eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. Instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.
Person 1: Monique said she's vegetarian but i haven't seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. Instead she's been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!
by mlb1967id2 November 23, 2010
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Crabetarian

Ella is a crabetarian. She used to be a vegetarian but now she also eats crab meat.
by Ella e August 6, 2020
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cravetarian

A person who is so in tune with their body they eat the healthy food it craves. Their eat habits are a combination of vegetarian, paleo, vegan and omnivore. They may eat a vegan diet for weeks and then change to an omnivore diet following what their body craves.
I follow a paleo diet; what type of diet do you follow? I'm a cravetarian!
by nutrition chick July 6, 2014
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