crap monkey
A reaction of dissatisfaction.
crap monkey by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004
Words you can keep
Crap monkey
1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.
1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!
Crap monkey by Nathan April 25, 2003
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monkey crap by IAmHelloForU December 13, 2016
I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012
waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap
waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap by jack March 6, 2004
waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crap
waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crap by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
crapmonkey
One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.
Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.
Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.
crapmonkey by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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