Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

crap monkey

A reaction of dissatisfaction.

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.

by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004

monkey crap

The crap(feces) of a monkey or other primate.

Ew, WTF this tastes like monkey crap.

by IAmHelloForU December 13, 2016