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crapmonkey

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.
"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"
by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005
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crapmonkey

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies
1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!
by The Sara December 29, 2007
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