crapmonkey 

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

crapmonkey by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005

crapmonkey 

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies

1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

crapmonkey by The Sara December 29, 2007

Cartmonkey 

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.

He's a cartmonkey at the super store.

Cartmonkey by cartmonkey October 23, 2004

Crassmonkey 

An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.

Things a crassmonkey might do:
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench
*Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often

Crassmonkey by Newbury December 29, 2004

crapmonger 

1. One who sells crap
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up

1. OMFG, did you see Carson Daly's show today? He's such
a crapmonger.

2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.

3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.

crapmonger by The King of Town o.0 July 23, 2006

catmonkey

A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.

'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'

catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015

Crazemonkey 

A crazy person who is dancing to dubstep and throwing things everywhere. Someone who is notorious for being a Crazemonkey, may sometimes be called a "Crazemonk"

Ronald: Dang! Jonathan is such a Crazemonkey to night!

Billy: He dances to that dubstep like no other Crazemonkey I've seen!
Jonathan: I AM SUCH A CRAZEMONK TODAY!

Crazemonkey by GombertTheNobleKnight December 1, 2016