Cranktitude 

When cranky meets attitude!

I'm experiencing some serious cranktitude today!

Cranktitude by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

craptitude 

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

craptitude by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

'Crattitude 

(n.) the attitude, typically piss poor, assumed by any foolish individual drinking Aristocrat Vodka, aka 'Crat.

Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"

'Crattitude by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Crackitude 

Someone high on crack with an attitude

She is being so mean . I think she has a Crackitude

Crackitude by Starr hawn November 12, 2017

cracktitute 

A crackhead who prostitutes.

I saw that cracktitute standing on the corner last night

cracktitute by kimsissues June 24, 2009

Craptitude 

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.

That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.

Craptitude by The 42nd December 9, 2012