crunktitude

The level at which someone or something is CRUNK.

The hater then went on to criticize the crunktitude of the pimp.

by GSXRMoses December 27, 2010

Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

by senseofnon December 23, 2010

Cranktitude

When cranky meets attitude!

I'm experiencing some serious cranktitude today!

by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

Cuntitude

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.

Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.

by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011

cuntitude

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

by J April 1, 2005

Cuntitude

A port man teau between "attitude" and "cunt". Cuntitute is the measure of one's cunty aura.

"I wasn't even sure if she was talking about me , i may've misfired my cuntitude"

by The Sesh Gremlinz October 5, 2019

Cuntitude

A trait that causes someone to act like a cunt.

I've met the people at my school that were the actual dickhead. As adults they're perfectuly normal people but I know they have just learned to conceal their inner cuntitude and if they needed to bust it out it's just simmering under the surface.

by SipsIsDaddy February 22, 2021