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A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.
He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.
by twinkle21 April 21, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.
That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.
by The 42nd December 08, 2012
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A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.
When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.
by fader0003 January 16, 2006
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