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craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.
Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".
craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023
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craptitude 

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.
He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.
craptitude by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

Craptitude 

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.
That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.
Craptitude by The 42nd December 9, 2012

craptitude 

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.
When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.
craptitude by fader0003 July 29, 2008
When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.
Aloofness, Cattitude
Cattitude by inipi February 8, 2012

crapitude 

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.
When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

catitude 

the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well.
that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly
catitude by kristekitty June 20, 2009