Craigydon

A fat guy who has snapped his banjo

That girls dad is a craigydon

by Craigydon November 27, 2019

Craigavon

A supposed city,located in co.armagh, northern ireland. Developed from the 1960s onward to absorb excess population from Belfast.

Consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. Oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. Drugs are VERY easy to find. For all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. But carlsberg diddnt do Craigavon, Buckfast did!

Craigavon isnt as bad as u mite think

by Kunstable March 21, 2007

Craigavon Bathtub

Colloquialism of Northern Ireland, originating in the Craigavon area.

A makeshift firepit (or small bonfire) using old disposed household utilities. These include, but are not limited to: bathtubs, washing machine drums, barrel etc.

NB:- Fires ignited may be accomplished by any means, most notably with petrol/ gasoline and scrap wood.

Went down to the Meadows and saw a wee Craigavon Bathtub flickering away in the fog.

OR

C'mon, start up a Craigavon Bathtub with this here tumble-drier drum.

by HARD LADSSS February 22, 2021

craigavon lakes

a beautiful set of 'balancing' lakes built as part of the development of the new town of craigavon.usually referred to simply as the lakes.surrounded by acres of parkland.
main attractions include
1.fishing for dead fish and toilet seats
2.swimming in heavily polluted water thereby growing another arm as a result
3.drinking and graffitti under the numerous lovely bridges
4.for kids aged 5 and over,bricking passing trains
5.watching all the people that actually work and have jobs powerwalk to keep fit
6.watersports centre is out of bounds due to radioactive contamination
7.tannaghmore animal farm,and if you visit the park at night you can witness the antics of derrymacash youths who cant hold their drink
8.and finally,rushmere shopping centre is very close to hand,as is legahory which sells a wide selection of your favorite class A,B and C drugs.

enjoy!

man:"wana walk around craigavon lakes love?"
wife:"nah cos we might be ate by the zombie"

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

craiyon

A web app making pictures out of text prompt. It was formerly called "Dall-e".

Craiyon attracted substantial media attention in 2022 after its release as a result of its capacity for producing humorous imagery.

by WoorstNedes August 15, 2022

Craigavon

That place in Armagh that the UK government forgot about, now we are stuck in a limbo of being a town and city at the same time. Its still good craic tho, except for you Parkmore.

"Do you remember Craigavon"
The Brits "What are you talking about Lurgan, or Portadown"

by TheBrigaderGen January 31, 2021

Craydon

The dead and dirty skin cells that can be rubbed off the body in the heat of a sauna or steam room. When combined with dirt and body oil they have the appearance of shaved crayon wax.

Hey Lo, I can tell you haven't taken a sauna in a while cause you ate shedding almost a half pound of craydons.

by White's Point November 16, 2016