by Kyle Badner May 10, 2006

Typically a playful, derogatory term to indicate insignificance on the part of the target.
Derived from the term for minute parasitic arachnids that infest plants and animals and sometimes spread disease.
Derived from the term for minute parasitic arachnids that infest plants and animals and sometimes spread disease.
"Ya cheeky wee mite ya"
by Colm McFadden July 28, 2008

Masterbating with your clothes on.
by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011

For feminine mitochondrial dna arrogant scientists shortened it to MT DNA (pronounced empty). It's not empty it's Mighty.
For males it's Y dna. Why? they are just cumstains on y jockey briefs.
For males it's Y dna. Why? they are just cumstains on y jockey briefs.
by elizbay December 03, 2019

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.
by abe November 16, 2003

A Mite is a Small stick figure like enemy in Super Smash Bros. brawl. They punch, dropkick, punch, and best of all dance. Mite can also be used as an insult, making fun of someone would prove most effective.

by Elizabeth Duncan January 17, 2019
