mite

British cognate for "mate"

The youngest of ten and a delicate mite (Cream - Mother's Lament)

by Kyle Badner May 10, 2006

mite

Typically a playful, derogatory term to indicate insignificance on the part of the target.

Derived from the term for minute parasitic arachnids that infest plants and animals and sometimes spread disease.

"Ya cheeky wee mite ya"

by Colm McFadden July 28, 2008

Miting

Masterbating with your clothes on.

Dude, i just walked in on your mom miting!

by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011

MiTee

For feminine mitochondrial dna arrogant scientists shortened it to MT DNA (pronounced empty). It's not empty it's Mighty.

For males it's Y dna. Why? they are just cumstains on y jockey briefs.

hey gurl...you are mighty MiTee mighty!

by elizbay December 3, 2019

mites

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.

tom is a necrophiliac and tiffany sucked his cock, now she has mites

by abe November 16, 2003

Mite

A Mite is a Small stick figure like enemy in Super Smash Bros. brawl. They punch, dropkick, punch, and best of all dance. Mite can also be used as an insult, making fun of someone would prove most effective.

Your such a Mite.
Quit Miting around.
Go mite off somewhere else, freak.

by <STFU> December 9, 2008

Sweat mites

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch

Amy:OML I just went to the gym but for some reason im itchy
Darcy:Oh, you must have sweat mites

by Elizabeth Duncan January 17, 2019