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Definitions by Kunstable

Another term for ecstasy, MDMA, E's, etc. The phrase can often refer to at least 20 tablets, or "wingers", often neatly wrapped up in cling film. Also, can possibly be used as a personal name.
"Run down to Lego and get a load of wingers"

"Ye nat on the wingers t'nite then mucker?"

"Them wingers gat me fucking chin bar walloped!!!!"

"Have ya seen Wingers about lately then?"
wingers by Kunstable January 20, 2008

rectum rattler 

Another term for those men who get their A-Hole filled in by other men, and vice versa.
"Yer man over there is such a rectum rattler"
rectum rattler by Kunstable January 17, 2008

crap cruncher 

crap cruncher by Kunstable January 11, 2008

gravy cheesy chip

The pinnacle of high cuisine, in Northern Ireland at least. A meal that consists of chips,grated cheese and covered in gravy. Looks like vomit , or shit, depends where you get it from. But nonetheless is considered "sweet as" by the masses and tastes surprisingly good.
some bah "gis a gravy cheesy chip bah"
chippie owner "i'll nak yer ballix in!"
gravy cheesy chip by kunstable December 2, 2007
A term used to describe eastern european migrant workers in the vicinity of north Armagh. Possibly of Lithuanian,Estonian, but overwhelmingly Polish.
Most Lithos work in Moy Park.

Lithos usually drive bicycles and wear backpacks.
Lithos by Kunstable August 7, 2007

C.O scene 

The act of buying, and then consuming alcoholic beverages prior to entering a pub or bar, thereby saving money and aquiring a good deal of courage. Usually buckfast tonic wine is the drink of choice.

Carry out scene = C.O scene
PERSON 1---"Yo mate you goin for a C.O scene before we hit the town?"
PERSON 2---"Aye s'pose so man. What d'ya fancy gettin? Im sick gettin wine"(Buckfast tonic wine)

enter the off licence......

after looking at the range of alcohol for five minutes.....

PERSON 1---"Wine it is then?"
PERSON 2---"Hmm.....aye.....nothin better I s'pose!!!"
C.O scene by Kunstable August 7, 2007
Unbelievably,this is the singular of beer!(if spoken by gerry)
Yo conors, d'ya want a beers?

Three beer, two beer, one Beers
Beers by Kunstable August 7, 2007