by Kunstable August 07, 2007
A supposed city,located in co.armagh, northern ireland. Developed from the 1960s onward to absorb excess population from Belfast.
Consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. Oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. Drugs are VERY easy to find. For all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. But carlsberg diddnt do Craigavon, Buckfast did!
Consists of nothing but a few office blocks, a shopping centre,and lots of council housing estates. Oh and lots of mucky fields so your guddies get dirty. Drugs are VERY easy to find. For all its social and economic problems, its most definatly the best place in the world. But carlsberg diddnt do Craigavon, Buckfast did!
by Kunstable March 21, 2007
a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or MDMA. the afflicted person's eyes will roll back in their skull,the jaw will move up and down at approximately 93 mph,and the words "man i am soooo baked" will usually be spoken in an unintelligible manner.
last night i was chin bar walloped
did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!
did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
A term used to describe eastern european migrant workers in the vicinity of north Armagh. Possibly of Lithuanian,Estonian, but overwhelmingly Polish.
by Kunstable August 07, 2007
a load of wankers that always choose not to publish your entries for some unknown reason. probably due to the fact that they are american and dont understand irish humour. or they are crap at geography.
by kunstable March 14, 2007
also known as the dole,unemployment benefit,or officially jobseekers allowance.quite a marvellous creation,it is how the majority of people support their drink and drug habits around craigavon and indeed throughout northern ireland
progression to a better paid benefit such as DLA or incapacity benefit is usually desirable.
progression to a better paid benefit such as DLA or incapacity benefit is usually desirable.
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
by Kunstable December 03, 2006