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What a wonderful place. Why?

- It's an easy commute to London by train - Victoria in under 20 min, London Bridge in under 15 min. Plenty of other London stations especially in the City, and in double-quick time. Better than the tube.

- Beautiful houses with gardens are in plentiful supply and are cheaper than anywhere else in London. Fact.

- Westfield thinks it's so fab that they are spending millions upon millions of cash to update the town centre. Westfield know their shizzle.

Most people who do not know the delights of Croydon speak ill of it. This is because they have heard other people slag it off and they think they must repeat what they hear. That's fine. We don't want their kind in Croytopia. Don't tell them how brilliant it is or they'll all want to move there.
Croydon, London, beautiful, tube, train, Westfield
Croydon by The Nuzzler June 11, 2013
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Lovely, visually stunning town with beautiful buildings ranging from Victorian grandeur to 21st century ubercool slick. Croydon is a cultured town, strong on the arts with a museum, theatres, art house cinema and art gallery.
Croydon is under 15 minutes from Central London by fast train.
CROYDON by .l May 4, 2014

Croydon wheelie boys

A "gang" of douche bag kids in the small town of croydon pa who pretty much just ride on bikes in the middle of a main road and do some dumb ass bike tricks and act like they're tough even though they're weak privileged assholes who should really get a life but that's none of my business.
"Croydon wheelie boys sure are annoying"
AWESOME TOWN, 15 MINUTES FROM CENTRAL LONDON, WHICH IS EVERY INCH A GREAT CITY IN ITS OWN RIGHT. CROYDON HAS A GREAT ART SCENE WITH GREAT PLACES LIKE THE FAIRFIELD HALLS, WHERE THE BEATLES ONCE PLAYED; AND THE CROYDON CLOCK TOWER CENTRE, WHICH FAMOUSLY HOSTED AN EXHIBITION OF PICASSO PAINTINGS.

IN ADDITION, CROYDON'S ALREADY EXCELLENT SHOPPING FACILITIES ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT BETTER STILL WITH A £1 BILLION WESTFIELD CENTRE.
Croydon is a town, but will soon be reclassified as a City - if there is any justice!!
CROYDON by .l April 28, 2014

Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.
Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes
Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.
"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"
broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009