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craigmond 

Usually defined by a man with an unusually small penis and is completely covered with body hair.
Damn that craigmond is really going to let that homosexual down.
craigmond by robertastical September 16, 2005
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People will spell it with 2 'm's for some reason idk why. Also is an inn in Scotland.
Time to go to Crammond inn, wait shit there is only 1 m in cramond, wow I'm a moron.
cramond by Crammmond February 2, 2021
dickhead, that has so much money he fucks it on fortnite.
mom caimonds being a dickhead
A Raymond that likes to smoke cigarettes.
Oh I saw Cigmond smoking some cigarettes at college today. He's always smoking them damn cigarettes!
Cigmond by Auhsoj Retawyb November 15, 2009
A name of red headed decent from the southern scotland area of men with long feet , long head, and abnormal ears. They are the opposite of leprechaun but originated same time and area.
Did you see that craigon on discovery channel?! It’s like a ginger Bigfoot!
Craigon by Chompchomp96 September 28, 2018

Crammond 

The kind of guy that taps anything with a pulse, especially after a gallon of lager
Ey up, look at that jamie crammond, be like throwing a sausage down an allyway with that behind on it, wonder if he will touch the sides
Crammond by Stonerking51 May 3, 2019

craigcord 

Only in craigcord..... Where the rizzlers go to sleep..... Only in craigcord..... Where the GYATTS go to play.....
zero: @shitping how would you describe craigcord

fishie: Only in craigcord..... Where the rizzlers go to sleep..... Only in craigcord..... Where the GYATTS go to play.....
craigcord by @z3r0sucks October 10, 2023
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