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People will spell it with 2 'm's for some reason idk why. Also is an inn in Scotland.
Time to go to Crammond inn, wait shit there is only 1 m in cramond, wow I'm a moron.
cramond by Crammmond February 2, 2021
dickhead, that has so much money he fucks it on fortnite.
mom caimonds being a dickhead
A Raymond that likes to smoke cigarettes.
Oh I saw Cigmond smoking some cigarettes at college today. He's always smoking them damn cigarettes!
Cigmond by Auhsoj Retawyb November 15, 2009
A name of red headed decent from the southern scotland area of men with long feet , long head, and abnormal ears. They are the opposite of leprechaun but originated same time and area.
Did you see that craigon on discovery channel?! It’s like a ginger Bigfoot!
Craigon by Chompchomp96 September 28, 2018

Crammond 

The kind of guy that taps anything with a pulse, especially after a gallon of lager
Ey up, look at that jamie crammond, be like throwing a sausage down an allyway with that behind on it, wonder if he will touch the sides
Crammond by Stonerking51 May 3, 2019

craigcord 

Only in craigcord..... Where the rizzlers go to sleep..... Only in craigcord..... Where the GYATTS go to play.....
zero: @shitping how would you describe craigcord

fishie: Only in craigcord..... Where the rizzlers go to sleep..... Only in craigcord..... Where the GYATTS go to play.....
craigcord by @z3r0sucks October 10, 2023
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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