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craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.
a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.
craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012
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craigroom 

When Senator Craig was busted for transmitting signals for gay sex in a public bathroom (by tapping his toe next to the adjacent stall), he claimed that he always spread his legs when he sat on the toilet to keep his pants up. Therefore, "craigroom" means having enough space on the toilet to comfortably spread your legs.
"I like visiting your mother, but hate using her bathroom. There just isn't enough craigroom."
craigroom by MITJack October 11, 2007

Craigydon 

A fat guy who has snapped his banjo
That girls dad is a craigydon
Craigydon by Craigydon November 27, 2019

Craigeroo~

The most hilarious genuine guy alive. He may not seem like a catch at first but girls fall in love with him after a few drinks. Craigeroo~ has got the goods.
Craigeroo~ is my date tonight.
Craigeroo~ by Shy~Girl February 17, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022