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crasshole by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2019
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Craigslexia 

A disability that manifests primarily as a difficulty with basic grammar and spelling on the popular trading website Craigslist.

Craigslexia is characterized by problems learning how to decode words, to spell, and to write classifieds advertisements accurately and fluently.

Craigslexic individuals often have difficulty "breaking the code" of sound-letter association (the alphabetic principle), and they may also reverse or transpose letters when writing or confuse letters.

Craigslexia is a lifelong condition that cannot be reversed, but appropriate remedial instruction and compensatory strategies may help craigslexic individuals to go on and live a whole, fulfilling life buying and selling goods online.
Seller: exelent cond Jeep Wranlger 4 sale!! To good to miss your gonna lov it

Buyer: Dear seller, Despite your obvious Craigslexia, your car sounds like a great buy. When can I take a look?

Crawlhole 

I got down on my hands and knees and started eating that crawlhole.
Crawlhole by GeorgeFeeney November 25, 2022
An asshole, just funnier to say. From Dodgeball the movie.
"Cram it up your cramhole Leflour"- White at the competition at the end of dodgeball
Cramhole by Anthony B. May 13, 2005

craphole 

any place that stinks, is ugly, disgusting, dirty and expensive. Basically any nightclub in Britain
"What was the club like last night?"

"It was a dirty craphole"
craphole by Heather Scott July 17, 2005

crashhole 

A place where you find yourself when you're down and out. You certainly have no pride in it, you may not be able to even pay for it, but it's someplace that is slightly better than the street. A contraction of the words "crash" (as in a place to land) and "hole" (as in an undesirable place), it is meant to sound like "asshole", which is a place you're passing through, if you're feeling like you're in the turd part of your life.
Girl: "Can we hook up at your place?"
Guy: "No, all I have is a crashhole."
crashhole by hunter112 October 10, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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