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crashhole 

A place where you find yourself when you're down and out. You certainly have no pride in it, you may not be able to even pay for it, but it's someplace that is slightly better than the street. A contraction of the words "crash" (as in a place to land) and "hole" (as in an undesirable place), it is meant to sound like "asshole", which is a place you're passing through, if you're feeling like you're in the turd part of your life.
Girl: "Can we hook up at your place?"
Guy: "No, all I have is a crashhole."
crashhole by hunter112 October 10, 2011
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Carsehole 

Someone who drives their car like an arsehole, causing anger and frustration for other drivers.
That guy just cut me off! What a carsehole!

It's called an indicator. Use it, carsehole!
Carsehole by Ran6da July 1, 2015
A contraction meaning crass asshole.
Yes of course, the 45th U.S. President is the crasshole poster child.
crasshole by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2019

crashboner 

when some cannot help but crash his/her car they have a crashboner. Once someone has a crashboner nothing will prevent them from eventually crashing.
It was raining and alot of people must have left their homes with a crashboner because there was a huge pile-up on the highway
crashboner by old man tucker October 6, 2016

Crawlhole 

I got down on my hands and knees and started eating that crawlhole.
Crawlhole by GeorgeFeeney November 25, 2022
An asshole, just funnier to say. From Dodgeball the movie.
"Cram it up your cramhole Leflour"- White at the competition at the end of dodgeball
Cramhole by Anthony B. May 13, 2005

Classhole 

An asshole but with class. Does asshole-ish things, but with a classy twist
Man 1:You see, I am what I call a Classhole, I like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store, so thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.

Man 2: I am in awe.

Man 1: It's even more fun to do to condoms.

Classhole by Tobi4242 July 7, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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