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crawlleague 

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
crawlleague by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012
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Yes of course, the 45th U.S. President is the crasshole poster child.
crasshole by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2019
An asshole, just funnier to say. From Dodgeball the movie.
"Cram it up your cramhole Leflour"- White at the competition at the end of dodgeball
Cramhole by Anthony B. May 13, 2005

craphole 

any place that stinks, is ugly, disgusting, dirty and expensive. Basically any nightclub in Britain
"What was the club like last night?"

"It was a dirty craphole"
craphole by Heather Scott July 17, 2005

crashhole 

A place where you find yourself when you're down and out. You certainly have no pride in it, you may not be able to even pay for it, but it's someplace that is slightly better than the street. A contraction of the words "crash" (as in a place to land) and "hole" (as in an undesirable place), it is meant to sound like "asshole", which is a place you're passing through, if you're feeling like you're in the turd part of your life.
Girl: "Can we hook up at your place?"
Guy: "No, all I have is a crashhole."
crashhole by hunter112 October 10, 2011

crackhole 

Any neighborhood, community, street, block or complex of housing that has a large number of crackhouses, crackheads, meth heads or drug dealers combined with a high crime rate.
K. looked at the dismal gray sky through the shattered window in his kitchen where someone had tried to break in, remembering the five year old who knocked on his door mistakenly looking for drugs, and muttered "this place is a crackhole".
crackhole by George Forward December 28, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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