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When you share a blunt with someone who has covid, and now you catch it too.
Jack: Hey man. Pass the joint

Jon: Make sure you smoke it through mask, or you’ll catch coweed
coweed by Coweed19 November 20, 2020
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cowdeemo 

A Cow that is a Deemo and bad at hoi4. 1v1 irl if you disagree.
YOU ARE A COWDEEMO!
cowdeemo by JoeDeemo April 23, 2021
A man with extravagantly luscious locks, which is reminiscent of a rat tail that forms at the tip of his ass crack. He got his name due to having extremely large cow like teeth. Cowteeth is a man who looks forward to being pegged.

Teeth man can often be located outside schools and play parks minding his business, braiding his pubic hair and playing sadistic games with his pubic lice, these games include 100mm sprint, hide and seek and practicing gymnastics. Teeth currently holds the regional records for the most obvious camel-toe. Teeth also has a vast amount of cock rot, also known as nob cheese, which he plants in various locations and is hoping that one day a dick tree will grow.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, Cowteeth has pubic lice.
Cowteeth by Btcoombes May 6, 2021

Cozeeped 

Is when you tell your significant other you have to work an overtime detail. Instead, you are meeting the new girl from the office and buy her flowers and dinner. Afterwards you go down on her, tell her shes pretty and go home with blue balls.
Dude, I totally cozeeped my wife last night.
Cozeeped by Micahburns September 27, 2012
Word used by a middle school boy unfamiliar with internet memes and such. He means "kawaii".
Yeah, it's so cowee.
Cowee by See You Second Hour September 7, 2014
A nickname for two awesome best friends who will rule the world one day.
That’s my cowee
Cowee by Agurlnamedcoweee January 1, 2018