A man with extravagantly luscious locks, which is reminiscent of a rat tail that forms at the tip of his ass crack. He got his name due to having extremely large cow liketeeth. Cowteeth is a man who looks forward to being pegged.
Teeth man can often be located outside schools and play parks minding his business, braiding his pubic hair and playing sadistic games with his pubic lice, these games include 100mm sprint, hide and seek and practicing gymnastics. Teeth currently holds the regional records for the most obvious camel-toe. Teeth also has a vast amount of cock rot, also known as nob cheese, which he plants in various locations and is hoping that one day a dick tree will grow.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, Cowteeth has pubic lice.
Is when you tell your significant other you have to work an overtime detail. Instead, you are meeting the new girl from the office and buy her flowers and dinner. Afterwards you go down on her, tell her shes pretty and go home with blue balls.