A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!

Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.

Ryan Cowell by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

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salmon cowbell

a huge cunt. thats everything I have to say

Did you heard that Louis and Harry were forced to stay in the closet?

Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality

salmon cowbell by fuckyouretight April 5, 2021

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Simon Cowell

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

Simon Cowell by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020

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Simon Cowbell

A truly terrible person also known as S*mon Cowell. He treats his performers no better than a pile of trash and, needs to be put in his place.

"Ugh, Simon Cowbell is at it again!"

"Denying Larry Rumors?"

"Uh huh."

Simon Cowbell by MadelineDoesItTheTommoWay July 18, 2020

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