A weird bug thingy that can lay eggs in your hair.
I'm not wearing his hat he had lice.
by boredashell May 14, 2005
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Bugs that live in human hair, plural of louse. Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to be unclean to get them, you just have to come in contact with one of them. Common ways that lice are spread are through hats, combs, and any shared items touching a carrier's head. Their eggs cling to your strands of hair, making it relatively hard to remove them. Special shampoo is the best method of curing an infestation.
Junior had lice last year; he told me it wasn't fun.
by Titties McGee January 12, 2008
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clearly a derogatory name for the police, as in poLICE.. especially when they are seen as threatening or when you are doing something midly illegal
"bah lets get out of here, the place is swarming with lice"
by Tom White May 18, 2006
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antag breathes in the sensual aroma eminating from his steaming hot bowl of lice
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A weird bug thing that can lay eggs in your hair. Normally this is only something white people can get. It comes from being unclean. Can be given to others by sharing unclean combs, hats, etc... GROSS!!!

1)I'm not wearing his hat he had lice.

2)The school checked everyone for lice today.

3)They wouldn't let Tom into the pool because he has lice.
by N Alleem April 16, 2007
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a fine looken man in the car driving next to you
we pulled up to a winersnisel and there was a lice next to us
by YO LICE N A CAR March 12, 2005
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